OK to make a font out of your own writing
curevalentine: cherryburlesque: cherryburlesque: cherryburlesque: pelicaneggs: go here http://www.myscriptfont.com/ instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot then save it and upload it to that site and itll give you an option to download it so do that and then...
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
I’m not dead and you’ll see me later today
Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."
My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
notkorra: #that’s a fucking deep dentist visit
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
TW: Rape culture:
lavenderlabia: christinoo: We’re not supposed to walk anywhere alone at night. We’re not supposed to ever let our drinks out of our sight when we’re at a party or a club. We’re not supposed to wear revealing clothing if we know that we’re going to be anywhere considered “sketchy”. We’re not supposed to park in dark public garages at night. We’re not supposed to flirt with men that we don’t...
asktheladysniper: Anonymous asked: Alright, we know the lady’s got a difference, but all snipers have that habit. What are the other 3’s worst habit? Girl Scout can be really clingy. Scout can’t keep a secret to save his life. And Engie’s always takin’ things apart and puttin’ them back together in…. interestin’, but useless ways.
skywordsord: when you guys make sad posts and no one responds and you think no one cares no no no noononnonono that’s not true tbh I would totally be fixing up chicken soup for you and hug you if you are sad but I’m jsut not good at wording things……. sorry